Sunday, October 5, 2014

Crocodile Dundee Moment

This is a funny story I meant to share for a long time.

Hubby used to have a special yard used for heavy equipment training. Whenever he could, he'd take Jasmine with him. Nobody ever questioned that. Every now and then Jasmine would sneak a poop where it got missed.

This one time a manager was out there. They're walking when he notices the poop.

"I see you have deer, here, huh?" he says.

Hubby, keeping an eye on the manager through the corner of the eye, starts examining the poop.

"Nah, that was a dog."

Just as the manager was taking a breath to say something, hubby continues:

"Rottweiler."
"Female."

The managers disbelief rising, hubby adds, "About hundred pounds."

Now the manages cannot stand this, thinking hubby is full of shit,
"You're messing with me, right? How would you know that?"

"It's was my dog," hubby responds.

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