Here are four basic wilderness survival skills for city dogs.
1. Find shelter
|There is nothing like a good cool, shady spot under the trailer. |
What you don't see in the photo is the Grand Canyon we have dug under there.
2. Find water
|I don't care how much bottled water the bipeds drag around,|
any water you can find on your own always tastes sweeter.
3. Find food
|Now, seriously, we are actually not going to eat those sausages.|
We'll wait for our steak.
4. Mark Your Territory
|It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it.|